|Hello Students and Welcome to Bingo 101!
Let's face it, there are three reasons you play bingo:
Always on the cutting edge of technology, the Sisters have created this
online course to teach you all you need to know (or would want to know)
to look like a cool bingo pro! And, of course, it gives you something
to do when you're waiting for the next session of bingo or you can't find
anyone interesting in that online chat room you frequent!
To win money and prizes. Cash, baby cash!
The entertainment. Since NBC refused to consider the show
written by Sister Gina, there isn't a thing worth watching on TV.
Bingo however, has more entertainment that you'll find anywhere else in
the city on a Thursday night!
Meeting new people. Whether you're looking for a new (insert
pronoun here) or an additional (insert pronoun here) or just to meet some
(insert pronouns here) you'll find them at Bingo! We've got young,
middle aged and elders, short, medium and tall, thin and thick, artists
and bankers, and everything else you can imagine. And best of all,
if they win, they can afford to buy you dinner after!
We've designed this course for every player - from the Bingo Virgin
to the experienced Bingo Tramp. So no matter what you THINK you know
about Bingo - you'll learn something new here. We swear it on the
new President's head!
You can monitor your progress through the course using the Progress
meter at the bottom of each page.
Here's a list of what we'll be covering. We recommend you start
at the beginning, but if you are a real smarty-pants, you can jump ahead
if you like:
Bingo - How to play this game we call Bingo
- Oh, you think we limit ourselves to STRAIGHT lines?
Yelling and Carrying
On - or - What the Hell did they just say?
Tips and Tricks
- Look like a Bingo Pro